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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

No Chicken on Any Plot

Camden can rest easier tonight - noisy, foolish, strutting domestic fowl have been banned from town. Nor will unbridled commerce in eggs and drumsticks sully your streets. Unless one has at least 2.5 acres, non-pet animals cannot be kept in Camden. (Of course, one has trouble imagining the kind of person who at the same time can afford 2.5 acres in Camden and is interested in chickens.)

Tourists are also noisy, foolish and strutting, but Camden presumably will allow their unbridled commerce. Ah, it's a fine line we walk in Vacationland.

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