Monday, February 20, 2012

An ancient conversation

This has been a very quiet winter on the shore. Few storms, not much wind, little surf. We were out on Friday and Saturday afternoons, at Ash Point and Crockett's Beach, respectively, and while the dog pounced on wavelets and investigated sea urchins and sniffed at stones and dug frantically at the ghostly trails of clams in the sand, we gazed quietly out to sea at the islands.

The shore at Ash Point is all stones and rock. Crockett's is a shingle beach, one that has sand but that reveals it only at low tide. I always feel more comfortable at the former (even though the dog rejoices in the flat wet stick-retrieving sand of the latter). There's a sharper definition of boundary - solid to liquid with no mushy, lazy stuff in between. And waves talk better on rocks than on sand. I'm reminded of what John O'Donohue, the Irish priest turned Celtic mystic, wrote about the Burren in his native Conamara: "For millions of years, an ancient conversation has continued between the chorus of the ocean and the silence of the stone." (from Anam Cara: the Book of Celtic Wisdom) Sand seems too civilized; at any moment I expect chattering people wearing lotion and bearing coolers to appear. Sands shift. The "beach" is a human construct. There's a reason why most beaches ban such an instinctive thing as a dog.

In fact, words should fail us at the shore. We should listen to ancient primitives, within and without, and understand when to sing and when to rest.

Monday, February 13, 2012

US National Toboggan Championships

My second annual best-name winners among the teams competing at the 22nd annual USNTC, held at the Camden Snow Bowl this past weekend.

Four-person teams

Gold: Morning Wood
Silver: Disproportional Vikings
Bronze: Eat More Kale
Honorable Mention: Team Testicular Fortitude

Three-person teams

Gold: 3 Empty Mugs
Silver: Pulseless
Bronze: 2 Dirty Old Men and Kim
Honorable Mention: Sled Dog Millionaires

Two-person teams

Gold: Nothing to Luge
Silver: Throbbin Boggins
Bronze: Chute, I'm out of Beer (up one place from last year)
Honorable Mention: Soupcon de Plunder (mostly because I have no idea what it means)

Once again, my winners do not correlate well with the real winners. Also, remember that I experience the races from the comfort of my computer, and thus, unlike most judges, am subject to none of the following: bribes, appeals to my better self, the temptation of pretty faces or outrageous costumes, frozen writing fingers. I can be bought only by bad puns and existentialism.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Forever

I had the great pleasure recently of attending a real estate closing for the land trust and as an officer signing all the paperwork making possible the transaction. Easements use words like "perpetuity" and "forever" to describe the rights that land trusts give back to the earth, and it was a proud and humbling experience to see my name and signature on documents of such importance. It wasn't me, of course, that was important; it was the fact that an organization of humans had banded together to think about timelessness.

Another, more religious era would be talking about Heaven here. We of the preservation persuasion have the same impulse, but have placed it firmly on earth, which is our heaven. Because committed people, from land owners to lawyers to conservationists to donors, believe in the beauty of the land, a lovely section of woods and fields on the slope of Ragged Mountain is now preserved forever for our children, which are the only other way I know of to achieve immortality.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Waterfront

What's the big deal about waterfront property? Who cares about views of Rockland Harbor, the Owls Head peninsula with the lighthouse at the end, the breakwater with its lighthouse at the end, the romantic islands of North Haven and Vinalhaven in the distance? So I imagine the following establishments saying, which occupy a few hundred yards of what one might have thought was very expensive land:

*a Baptist church
*an auto parts store
*an oil-change franchise
*a car wash
*a parking lot
*an insurance agency

Not only are these hardly high-rent. They also turn their backs on a great view, in favor of the commerce on Route 1.

Long live Rockland and its unpretentiousness.