Sunday, April 26, 2009

Dunkin' Debate

Should Dunkin' Donuts be allowed in downtown Camden?
1. Yes, if lobster crullers are on the menu.
2. No, if the traffic study required by law finds that it would take a minute more to drive through town.
3. Yes, if another gift shop entrepreneur cannot be found to lease the space.
4. No, since formula franchises cause brain injury.
5. Yes, if the shop is disguised, ala McDonald's in Freeport, as a B&B.
6. No, donuts are bad for you.
7. Yes, Camden needs a jolt of real joe.
8. No, DD is headquartered in Massachusetts.
9. Yes, but hours must be 4:30 a.m. to 6:30 a.m. only.
10. No. Just say no.

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